Allow me to write you this letter, where myself and other Albin Owners document the wonderful things you did/didn't-do/forgot-to-do when you owned my boat. I'm sure you did your best. I'm sure you sleep soundly at night. But you have made my life a living-hell/expensive-purgatory/barely-tolerable-weekend. I appreciate the bargain basement price you charged me when I bought my Albin. Thanks for the good conversation and the great Craigslist photos. Its all in fun. We're all here to Jest. This is my little chance to tell you, you're just the BEST!
I'm sure someone somewhere writes love letters to me as their Previous Owner. But this letter is just for you

Right now you're going: who me?
Yes you
How do I love you, let me count the ways...