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A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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I Would Describe My Albin's Previous Owner as....?

You heard of the 10ft Rule--try 10 Yard!
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When I bought my Albin, afterwards I found myself naked, afraid, and dead broke
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In a box of wrenches, my PO was a bent screwdriver
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17%
Functionally like the coolie engineer in the "Sand Pebbles"
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I tried to hire my PO as my Scotty, but he was due aboard the Enterprise, and I couldn't afford to pay in Scotch
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My PO is currently doing time for a Nigerian oil scam
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Knows a lot about double chintz curtains and throw pillows
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17%
Never met my PO because my Albin is stolen (relative term)
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33%
My Previous Owner still comes by to inspect my torque settings
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Laughs a little every night, and not because he's watching old Seinfield re-runs
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33%
 
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A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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Dear Previous Owner...

Allow me to write you this letter, where myself and other Albin Owners document the wonderful things you did/didn't-do/forgot-to-do when you owned my boat. I'm sure you did your best. I'm sure you sleep soundly at night. But you have made my life a living-hell/expensive-purgatory/barely-tolerable-weekend. I appreciate the bargain basement price you charged me when I bought my Albin. Thanks for the good conversation and the great Craigslist photos. Its all in fun. We're all here to Jest. This is my little chance to tell you, you're just the BEST!

I'm sure someone somewhere writes love letters to me as their Previous Owner. But this letter is just for you :D

Right now you're going: who me?

Yes you

How do I love you, let me count the ways...
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#1 Thanks for Leaving the Holding Tank Full

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#1 Thanks for Leaving the Holding Tank Full

Thanks for the load of poo.
I appreciate that you warned me "it might not have been emptied by the marina, but I did ask them to..."

I didn't listen to you. Upside down in the bilge, no one can hear you scream. And I screamed a lot of mean things about you and your mother. Thank you so very much.
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#2 Thanks for Coating the Swim Platform with Deckover/Restor

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#2 Thanks for Coating the Swim Platform with Deckover/Restore

Hey, Previous Owner, you know that beautiful teak swim platform that looks so fantastic on my Albin?
Yeah well, I never got to see it cause you coated it and lots of other wood with Beuhr Deckover or Rustoleum Restore. I can't get this stuff off. Its cracking yet its completely expoxied over the teak. It looks like a Home Depot deck abortion.

I took the platform to a media blaster to have it sand blasted. Too bad it will cost $250 to get every nook and cranny clean. I thought I would save the stainless mounting hardware, but I can't unscrew it because you coated every screw/bolt head with this garbage. What were you thinking?

Thank you so very much!
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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you are very welcome for the project...without my 'modifications' your life would have a little less meaning.

I am however truly sorry for the crap tank ...that isn't a joke.


As a PO who enjoyed as she was, thank you for using a sawzall to cut her apart.

PS BUY A STARBOARD SWIM PLATFORM to replace the 30 year old wooden one...and quit crying you know you love the work.
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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:D

Found a replacement teak swim platform.
Stay away from the DeckOver.
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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I am glad you got a replacement. It needed it at least one of the slats was broken and glued...the job looked like crap already so enter the deck restore.


It defiantly would not have held a set of 300HP outboards you are considering. ;-)
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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#3. I love all the weird holes the POs cut in the boat (especially the cockpit).

You get an A+ for all the artistic, slightly imperfect cuts and extra drill holes. Bully for you!
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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Ok. i'll take credit for the swim platform but this isn't my handy work. is this the dash area and the hole where the GPS unit were?
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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Right. I'm pretty sure this was a previous previous owner.
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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If memory serves the records/recipes the GPS was done by a yard in NC. Inhope they did a better job on the through hull for the transducer.
The thing on the dash was, i think a Loran unit and/or digital compas. That'd predate her time as "slow pace".
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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#4 Using 3m 5200 to seal the center pilothouse window glass to the teak frame.


Seriously?
You know they make masking tape so you don't have to leave giant gobs of white stuff stuck to the glass.

And smearing all over the teak really doesn't help anything....
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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Wanna talk about free form holes in a dash. Check this out...
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1998 Albin 28te "Shady Lady" *sold*
1999 seagull nautico 19 "Purrrspective" *sold*
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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!! What the....
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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The scary thing is the lower hole was for the guage cluster so it was cut by the factory like that...lol
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Re: A LOVE LETTER-Dear Previous Owner...

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So I'll play and to my PO say thanks for a great boat in great shape...the problems are so small they would be expected on a brand new boat but what I most appreciate is:
  • the new diesel heater
    the new red dot heater
    the Furuno Radar/GPS
    the charts for BC to Alaska
    the new windows
    the new Port lights
    the engine with 90 hours on a full rebuild
    the super bottom paint
    the LED interior lights
    the new water heater
    the inverter/power manager
    the new high output alternator
    the new starter motor
    and here is the bitch: the intermittent starter switch failure
I have had a great 400 plus hours on the engine and look forward to many more. (don't ask about the trailer..but it came separate from the boat)
1989 Albin 27 FC w/ Isuzu 157 hp, Ford 6.0 Diesel, giant trailer
6th, and most favorite boat yet
Cruising: Columbia River Portland to Bar, San Juans, Gulf Islands,
Desolation Sound, Sunshine Coast, Broughton Islands
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